December 2011
5 posts
“He’s the kinda guy you can take home to mom… Well, maybe not your mom cause...”
– Renita Jenkins
Me: I have to go get my fruit out of the fridge.
Renita Jenkins: Is that how you treat your gays?!
Me: Gotta keep them preserved.
Renita Jenkins: On ice?!
Me: It's cheaper than botox...