December 2007
6 posts
high times
Kathy: I would not do that stuff.
Me: Someone you know did that stuff...
Kathy: No one I would marry did that stuff.
Dad: Oh, I did that stuff.
Kathy: I would not have dated you when you did that stuff.
Dad: And you missed a good time!
“Britney Spears’ mom is supposed to come out with a book on parenting....”
– Alan
grown-up lettuce
Suzy: What's the point of lettuce? Life's too short to eat lettuce.
Michele: Unless it's a vehicle for bleu cheese.
“It’s like Daddy hits Mommy, Mommy hits Billy and Billy kicks the puppy. ...”
– Michele
“Are those poptarts Mishler flavored?”
– Mel
“Just looks towards the light. And who ever thought the light would be...”
– Keith