February 2012
2 posts
December 2011
5 posts
“He’s the kinda guy you can take home to mom… Well, maybe not your mom cause...”
– Renita Jenkins
Me: I have to go get my fruit out of the fridge.
Renita Jenkins: Is that how you treat your gays?!
Me: Gotta keep them preserved.
Renita Jenkins: On ice?!
Me: It's cheaper than botox...
November 2011
1 post
“The pro to being a runner:
The world is your gym.
The con to being a runner:...”
– C. Cushman
October 2011
5 posts
Me: How does this look?
Renita Jenkins: Cute. And I would not steer you wrong because I have to look at you!
7 tags
September 2011
2 posts
“Just FYI, Sabi (as in Cobra Starship ft. Sabi) rhymes with crabby… which...”
“My food baby’s in a food coma…”
– CBD
August 2011
3 posts
“Cue the cock!”
– Russell cuing the music track
“What I lose in money, I make up for in snacks!”
– Stand-ins Overheard at Craft Services
“I remember when an angry bird was a term for the old lady who lived across the...”
– Nick Cannon
July 2011
5 posts
I had a dream last night...
Callie: I had a dream last night where I went into space...
Me: Really? How was it?
Callie: Terrifying. And Casey was there... but she wasn't taking time code notes.
“Glitter’s like the herpes of the arts and crafts world. You get it on you...”
– Chase Em
“Always been happy to insert things to satisfy a queen…”
– Malcolm
“I can have water out of a wine glass and think I’m drunk.”
– Babe on being a light weight
June 2011
3 posts
“I’m sure you hear this all the time, but try not to pull out so quick.”
– Director to steadicam
“I know what it is, I googled it!”
– Diana on innuendos
May 2011
1 post
“It’s funny that just from Casey’s description of smell, I know...”
– Adam
March 2011
2 posts
This does the opposite of make me laugh... R.I.P.... →
selectivewreckage:
paulblest:
vanuch:
I can’t believe this. Mitch and I met maybe once, but I know he was an extremely positive, awesome guy. He didn’t deserve this. This is too fucked up.
I only met Mitch once or twice as well, but he seemed like a great kid and super into punk rock. The one time I did meet him he was talking about doing guest vocals on a Flaming Tsunamis record, and the...
February 2011
3 posts
“Brief is for underwear.”
– Julie Weiss on her Costume Designers Guild Awards acceptance speech
“For someone who has a Charlie card for the crazy train… Understand me when...”
– Kyle
James: How much is the prize divided between all 38 of them?
Me: Approximately $13,157
Casey: There's 38 of them, Nicole- it's $26,315
Me: ...Isn't the prize HALF a million dollars?
Casey: Nicole with the Emerson math degree for the win.
January 2011
1 post
“You spend hours of your life throwing chickens at pigs.”
– Andrew Günsberg on “Angry Birds”
November 2010
2 posts
“That Rihanna song is catchier than chlamydia.”
– CBD
September 2010
2 posts
“They sell caskets at Cosco…”
– Renita Jenkins on “Producing 101”
“I’m taking the weekend off from “That’s what she said”...”
– Scriptmonkey
August 2010
4 posts
Casey: So, I was sitting under a tree and SAW the branch falling towards me. I thought to myself, "It's not gonna hit me, I'm the star of the movie of my life." Then I got hit by the branch.
Me: I don't think the tree got the pink revision page with the part about the branch not falling on you.
“Do not give me the finger, I am the director.”
"Nothing's been proven stronger on tough pain."
Callie: Here's some Advil.
Russell: What's that?
Callie: Pain relief...
Russell: Well I'm sitting next to a big pain- give some to her!
(Y)
Callie: Did you just send me an emoticon butt?
Scriptmonkey: It was supposed to be a thumbs up...
July 2010
4 posts
“Why are you looking at the painful realities of hyena sex?”
– Scriptmonkey
“Man, it was a tough decision! It was like Sophie’s Choice! It was like...”
– Howie Mandel
“My inner kitty is purring.”
– Sally Cohn
“We’re looking for a stand-in for Howie Mandel and need someone who has...”
– Candice
“‘Twilight’ is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody...”
– random dude on twitter
June 2010
3 posts
“Remember when we had Mexican last year? I do, because it’s in my keyboard!”
– Casey
“Do you always sit with a garbage can between your legs?”
– 2nd said to the 1st
April 2010
1 post
“I was so orgasmic when Kermit came to stage on the Roseanne Show!”
– Marie
February 2010
3 posts
“She’s not a vampire until the fourth book when her baby almost rips her...”
– Renita Jenkins on Bella’s vampire status