- Teenerween: There's a nut stuck in my mouth.
- Teenerween: That came out wrong.
- Me: That's what she said.
May 29, 2012
May 21, 2012
April 23, 2012
- jennie: I'd stop everything and ask him to marry me if he was eating blue candy
- Brad: Maybe Tracey could sneak some into his trailer
- jennie: maybe Tracey could sneak me into his trailer
April 16, 2012
February 28, 2012
February 17, 2012
December 21, 2011
December 9, 2011
“ He’s the kinda guy you can take home to mom… Well, maybe not your mom cause she’s a raging bitch.
Renita Jenkins
5 months ago
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December 8, 2011
- Me: I have to go get my fruit out of the fridge.
- Renita Jenkins: Is that how you treat your gays?!
- Me: Gotta keep them preserved.
- Renita Jenkins: On ice?!
- Me: It's cheaper than botox...
November 28, 2011
“ The pro to being a runner:
The world is your gym.
The con to being a runner:
You have to, like, run and shit.
The world is your gym.
The con to being a runner:
You have to, like, run and shit.
C. Cushman
6 months ago
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October 13, 2011
October 11, 2011
