August 29, 2014
An apple day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Fortune cookie
August 26, 2014
A lot of people blame the edit. Every time I seem like a jerk, I am a jerk.
Jeff Lewis
August 22, 2014
August 13, 2014
We’re as solid as lava.
Overheard at a production meeting
July 22, 2014
June 16, 2014
  • J: Can you send me the schedule?
  • J: Wasn't that someone's nickname in high school?!?!
June 3, 2014
April 27, 2014
  • E: The camera guys are wearing Hawaiian shirts today for "Latin Night."
  • B: Do they know what Latin is?
April 14, 2014
The wi-fi in this building makes dial-up look fast.
March 28, 2014

broken copier

March 24, 2014
She’s like a hooker on a stroll on Sunset Boulevard.
Copy machine status
March 16, 2014
Does this pink eye make me look thin?
Only in Hollywood…
March 4, 2014
Best regrets line ever.

Best regrets line ever.

February 18, 2014
January 20, 2014

Taylor, go see some sunshine!

Oh, wait… it’s dark outside.

overheard in the office