April 14, 2014
The wi-fi in this building makes dial-up look fast.
March 28, 2014

broken copier

March 24, 2014
She’s like a hooker on a stroll on Sunset Boulevard.
Copy machine status
March 16, 2014
Does this pink eye make me look thin?
Only in Hollywood…
March 4, 2014
Best regrets line ever.

Best regrets line ever.

February 18, 2014
January 20, 2014

Taylor, go see some sunshine!

Oh, wait… it’s dark outside.

overheard in the office
November 10, 2013
  • AD: I'm not feeling so well. I think I'm getting a cold... I need that stuff that starts with an "o"...
  • Director: Oreos?
  • Camera: Oxycontin?
July 14, 2013

Overheard in the truck

  • Director: Is she supposed to have glitter on her face? Or is that sweat?
  • AD: It's fear.
June 6, 2013
You can literally throw anything you want in my box.
Jennie’s hungry
May 5, 2013
May 2, 2013

Overheard on set

  • "We're gonna have to pull out fast..."
  • N: That's not the first time he's said that!
  • T: It's not the second, third, fourth or fifth time either.
April 1, 2013
February 28, 2013
I hate having a dangling one!
February 7, 2013